February 14th, 2010

HIMYM. Robin; average New Yorker

stairs: 0, elevator: 1 {himym - lily/robin}

Don't even fucking asking me where this came from. Actual TBBT fic to be posted later today, in celebration of V-Day.

Title: Stairs: 0; Elevator: 1
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Characters/Pairings: Lily/Robin.
Rating: R
Word Count: 736
Author's Note: For the annual femslash porn battle at femslash_today.
Summary: When the lights flicker and then switch to the faint blue-tinted glow of the emergency lights and an alarm begins to trill, they pretty much give up.

(“Okay, so maybe you had a point about the stairs.”)
IB. Shoshanna; love will tear us apart

alle sünden in eine münden {basterds - shoshanna dreyfus/bridget von hammersmark}

Apparently, I'm going to spam people's flists today.

Title: Alle Sünden In Eine Münden
Fandom: Inglorious Basterds
Characters/Pairings: Shoshanna Dreyfus/Bridget von Hammersmark.
Rating: R
Word Count: 715
Author's Note: For the annual femslash porn battle at femslash_today. The title, according to Wikiquote, means 'all sins flow into one' in German.
Summary: AU, pre-movie. She knows her from film reels, knows her from billboards and block letters on marquees. Bridget von Hammersmark is nothing but another German actress, and all of those names are colored in vibrant red, in blood, to her.

(she plays both their cards and the game changes)